Your Ideal Gloryhole

[bjbud4u]

this is something I mentioned in another thread - but maybe deserves it's own.
This could be just for fantasy - or - maybe for anyone thinking about putting up their own GH - they could glean some ideas from upcuming posts here.

So here's the idea: both standers and kneelers of the g-hole scene . .
post your thoughts of what it would be like in a perfect (gh) world.
ie; location: within an ABS? a stand-alone g-hole arcade? Public place? . . .etc or atmosphere inside? or down to specific details? ? and/or accommodations??
. . . and anything else you think of when you fantasize about the "perfect" gloryhole.

[Joeweekend]

The on the knees perspective: hmmm . . . only improvement I can think of would be to put the hole forward, closer to the screen at the front of the booth.

This would improve the viewing angle of a prospective suckee. The usual set up, with the hole kinda midway along the wall means that the neighbor's arm often obscures the view of his cock.

[CptnFajita]

Hmm.

1) A little bit of light, but not too much. A ring of dimmable rope lights around the top would be good. Just enough so that when you come in from the bright sunlight you're not banging into stuff for ten minutes. Maybe even put the dimmer in the booth so the user can adjust it.


2) A decent selections of quality classic pornos would be great. I'm straight, except for cock sucking. It's a pleasure to watch movies from the golden age, where non-siliconed, real-looking women with nicely trimmed muffs were fucking mostly for the money, but partly because they liked it. The scenes are fairly short (just like real fucking) and feature lots of cum flying around (also a plus). Compilation videos of said classic pornos are most excellent.

Much as I love sucking big black cock, videos these days where some dude with a dick the size of a baguette rails some tatooed bald cunt in the ass for 45 minutes straight, while she rythmically squeaks like a dog toy . . . just doesn't cut it.


3) Put the hole forward in the wall (and toward the monitor) somewhat. If affords a little more privacy, as you can sit back out of the direct line-of-sight. Also puts you in a better position so that when you do glance through the hole, you're more in line with your neighbor's cock. It's rather a turn on to see an anonymous hand massaging an anonymous crotch, then the anonymous hand unzipping, pulling out the cock, etc, etc. Sucking can take place without ever getting an inadvertent look at the other guy's face. You can also better see what movie he's watching.


4) A comfortable chair. Fuck those 10 dollar plastic patio chairs. They feel like they're going to collapse on ya, and the arms are in the way. A standard metal folding chair is fine, for those inevitable down times between cocks, and also so you can move around a little and pull closer, or move away from the hole.

Also fuck those fixed benches, especially the ones built right under the hole. How's that supposed to work?


5) The hole itself should be big enough to get all the cock and balls through. Four to five inches across would be my ideal. Great big holes, or multiple holes, isn't private enough.


6) Not too thick of a wall. 1/2" to 5/8" plywood is about right.


7) Handles on the hole wall. Shoulder height for the suckee, so he can push forward and lean back comfortably. Maybe even some handles at hole height so the sucker can hold on and do his/her pleasuring easier.


8) Booth area should not be some blown out, smelly mess of a third world shithole that resembles Venezuela after a hurricane. Ceramic tiled floor would be good so clean-up is fast and easy. Full booth doors that lock securely, and unlock readily if you want more company.


9) I rather like the labyrinth styled booth areas. You can loiter around out of the traffic pattern, maybe chat with someone, move to a different spot for a different view, etc.


10) Pairs of holes between about half the booths, not all of them. Some guys just want some privacy to get off and go. Have enough holes so that you don't have to wait, or you can change booths to find a better customer. We've all encountered people who won't take no for an answer.

[Rignes]

Hmm.

1) A little bit of light, but not too much. A ring of dimmable rope lights around the top would be good. Just enough so that when you come in from the bright sunlight you're not banging into stuff for ten minutes. Maybe even put the dimmer in the booth so the user can adjust it.


2) A decent selections of quality classic pornos would be great. I'm straight, except for cock sucking. It's a pleasure to watch movies from the golden age, where non-siliconed, real-looking women with nicely trimmed muffs were fucking mostly for the money, but partly because they liked it. The scenes are fairly short (just like real fucking) and feature lots of cum flying around (also a plus). Compilation videos of said classic pornos are most excellent.

Much as I love sucking big black cock, videos these days where some dude with a dick the size of a baguette rails some tatooed bald cunt in the ass for 45 minutes straight, while she rythmically squeaks like a dog toy . . . just doesn't cut it.


3) Put the hole forward in the wall (and toward the monitor) somewhat. If affords a little more privacy, as you can sit back out of the direct line-of-sight. Also puts you in a better position so that when you do glance through the hole, you're more in line with your neighbor's cock. It's rather a turn on to see an anonymous hand massaging an anonymous crotch, then the anonymous hand unzipping, pulling out the cock, etc, etc. Sucking can take place without ever getting an inadvertent look at the other guy's face. You can also better see what movie he's watching.


4) A comfortable chair. Fuck those 10 dollar plastic patio chairs. They feel like they're going to collapse on ya, and the arms are in the way. A standard metal folding chair is fine, for those inevitable down times between cocks, and also so you can move around a little and pull closer, or move away from the hole.

Also fuck those fixed benches, especially the ones built right under the hole. How's that supposed to work?


5) The hole itself should be big enough to get all the cock and balls through. Four to five inches across would be my ideal. Great big holes, or multiple holes, isn't private enough.


6) Not too thick of a wall. 1/2" to 5/8" plywood is about right.


7) Handles on the hole wall. Shoulder height for the suckee, so he can push forward and lean back comfortably. Maybe even some handles at hole height so the sucker can hold on and do his/her pleasuring easier.


8) Booth area should not be some blown out, smelly mess of a third world shithole that resembles Venezuela after a hurricane. Ceramic tiled floor would be good so clean-up is fast and easy. Full booth doors that lock securely, and unlock readily if you want more company.


9) I rather like the labyrinth styled booth areas. You can loiter around out of the traffic pattern, maybe chat with someone, move to a different spot for a different view, etc.


10) Pairs of holes between about half the booths, not all of them. Some guys just want some privacy to get off and go. Have enough holes so that you don't have to wait, or you can change booths to find a better customer. We've all encountered people who won't take no for an answer.

I like all of your ideas. The place I like to go doesn't have any chairs. There are a couple of booths with benches on the opposite side as the hole but it would be nice to just pull up a chair right to the wall.

I doubt if a perfect place exists unfortunately.

[bjbud4u]

I'd love to find a place where the suckee booths are on one level and the sucker booth is on a slightly lower level . . . no kneeling required. And I totally agree about having an easy-to-clean setup. They make a shitload of $$ on vid arcade machines. They need to spend some of that on keeping it clean. Plus - the business owner should figure out the average amount spent per customer and change to an entry fee to the arcade - then all the vids run non stop. Many advantages of this: You don't have to keep fishing into you pants pockets ( that now rest around your ankles) for additional bills - - and the biggest advantage is you don't have management on a PA system scolding everyone to "feed the machines" We should all have our minds on another kinda feeding.

[Rignes]

A slurp ram would be cool. Never saw one in real life. At least both of the places near me have a flat entry fee and the vids just play constantly.

[CptnFajita]

I'd love to find a place where the suckee booths are on one level and the sucker booth is on a slightly lower level . . . no kneeling required.

Never seen that, but it'd be awesome.

Plus - the business owner should figure out the average amount spent per customer and change to an entry fee to the arcade - then all the vids run non stop.

But that would require using arithmetic. Most people don't do arithmetic.

[Rignes]

Well, I was just searching around and I think I found at least one bathhouse in Philadephia that has a slurp ramp. Now, all I need is an excuse to be in Philly for a day or two. :)

[sub4cum]

Well, I was just searching around and I think I found at least one bathhouse in Philadephia that has a slurp ramp. Now, all I need is an excuse to be in Philly for a day or two. :)

Or maybe even move there. Yummy.

[sub4cum]

A lot of good ideas. My idea of an ideal gloryhole is a busy one. A VERY busy one.

[Sonny]

2) A decent selections of quality classic pornos would be great. I'm straight, except for cock sucking. It's a pleasure to watch movies from the golden age, where non-siliconed, real-looking women with nicely trimmed muffs were fucking mostly for the money, but partly because they liked it. The scenes are fairly short (just like real fucking) and feature lots of cum flying around (also a plus). Compilation videos of said classic pornos are most excellent.
EXACTLY!
Plus, for me, more choice. Seems like these days it’s either straight or gay. There are degrees of all of it out there so use it.
And the retro classics are a definite turn on for me.
Because that’s when I came of age.....

[Joeweekend]

A lot of good ideas. My idea of an ideal gloryhole is a busy one. A VERY busy one.

We need ideas for GH set=ups that are easy, highly anonymous and well-publicized.

How the heck to do that . . . ?

[bjbud4u]

JW - Yeah, that can be tricky. We really need more discreet focused sites like this one and find more like-minded members. Otherwise G-holes are one of those word of mouth things. I suppose places like Craigslist can be helpful . . if you wanna weed thru the CL flakes. But - I think curious gh fans somehow can find a gh arcade if/where they exist. And I would like to add to S4C's post. Very busy is gr8. . . . but - a more equal amount of suckees to suckers is also important. It's not nearly as much fun if you have all of one or the other.

[Cruiserboy]

I like gloryholes just big enough for the cock and balls to fit through. I love sucking, and not ever seeing the face of the guy I'm milking. I also like places with holes on two walls, so others can watch me pump the cock. That also means usually, my next hard cock is waiting. The best booths are built this way, and just wide enough for me to get stuffed in my ass, while I suck, or get mouth fucked.
One thing I wish someone would do is, install a camera in a booth or two and connect them to a channel. That way, if you, say pushed a button, similar to a "buddy booth", everyone in the arcade could watch.

[bjbud4u]

One thing I wish someone would do is, install a camera in a booth or two and connect them to a channel. That way, if you, say pushed a button, similar to a "buddy booth", everyone in the arcade could watch.

Spoken like the true Exhibitionist. As HOT as that would be to watch - I think many guys worry that that is already being done via hidden cams and makes some reluctant to even go to arcades. I get that you are suggesting that it be voluntarily controlled by you pushing a button - - so - - that's very different - and cool.
I like that idea for a private g-hole. Have the suckee watching a vid screen that is showing the cam feed of his own dick being sucked in the g-hole on the other side of the wall.

[Joeweekend]

Spoken like the true Exhibitionist. As HOT as that would be to watch - I think many guys worry that that is already being done via hidden cams and makes some reluctant to even go to arcades. I get that you are suggesting that it be voluntarily controlled by you pushing a button - - so - - that's very different - and cool.
I like that idea for a private g-hole. Have the suckee watching a vid screen that is showing the cam feed of his own dick being sucked in the g-hole on the other side of the wall.

There's a place in Portland, OR that has two broadcast booths. Go in, there's a camera on you. Can be watched on one of the many channels in the other booths. Never seen anybody using it, though I've only been there twice.

[mcluvin78]

Some may like it but I dont want a cam on me if I'm in a booth ,to me the draw of a booth is the privacy.

[user1oh]

Some may like it but I dont want a cam on me if I'm in a booth ,to me the draw of a booth is the privacy.
Agree 100%. Also if there is a cam in the booth, it lets the owner/clerk "police" what is happening in there.

[bjbud4u]

As long as it is clearly posted that there are no hidden cams in booths and that designated booths are specifically for exhibitionists . . clearly posted in multiple locations. . . then --that's cool. Really don't wanna scare the "curious" shy men off.

[Laceyfemme]

When I'm feeling especially slutty I would like to have a booth with a couple of video cams installed, one looking down from above and the other giving a close up side view of the GH. I could turn the cameras on and off as I wished. The video could be viewed as one of the arcade channels, and maybe livestreamed on the web. Does anyone else fantasize about this level of exposure?

[bjbud4u]

[QUOTE=CptnFajita;18037]Hmm.



4) A comfortable chair. Fuck those 10 dollar plastic patio chairs. They feel like they're going to collapse on ya, and the arms are in the way. A standard metal folding chair is fine, for those inevitable down times between cocks, and also so you can move around a little and pull closer, or move away from the hole.


Ever see those chairs at mall food courts that look like old style school teachers desk chairs - but - they're made outta really light weight aluminum? ? ?
They would be perfect for a GH booth. Good sturdy arm-free chair that you can move around easily.